“Jenkins!” “Yes, sir?” “We’re back in 2017, aren’t we?” “It appears so, sir.” “The horror. The horror. I liked it back in 1973.” “It was a simpler time.” “Lot more bush.” “Yes, sir.” “Men, women, carpets: much bushier.” “Grooming standards were different, sir.” “Had to do a lot of poking around trying to find what … Continue reading This Is Not How Baseball Works