Hey, Pig. Who’s that? “That ain’t a ‘who.’ That’s a ‘what.’ And what that is, is a rando.” Ew. “The ol’ Pig jus’ seems t’attract ’em! Mus’ be my sav-wah fair!” You do have a lot of that. “Too much! Can’t mosey on down to the liquor store without lookin’ like the Pied Piper! Jus’ … Continue reading This Is Why Pig Never Reaches Over His Right Shoulder