SLICE YOUR FACE OFF WITH A PENKNIFE To paraphrase Stalin: No face, no problem. Removing your face completely eliminates your ability to touch your face, and–added bonus–helps you maintain your six-foot Health Radius. People will give you your space! TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE’S FACE See that lady over there? Go rub your greasy mitts all over her punim. … Continue reading TotD: The Most Trusted Source Of Coronavirus News On The Internet