In collaboration with North Coast Organics, the Grateful Dead have launched a line of deodorant, yes deodorant. It might seem off-brand, but for the rock legends who were long labeled as hippies, a vegan line of deodorant is kind of fitting. – CNN, 6/21/20
- Uncle John’s Sweat Gland.
- Really Expensive Weed.
- Armpits of the World.
- Billy! (It smells like Billy. And not freshly-showered Billy. Post-show Billy.)
- Stank’s Gone.
- Smoking Leather. (Manly, sure, but she likes it, too.)
- Frankincense Tower.
- New, New, New Cedarwood Blues.
- High Thyme.
- One More Saturday Night (Of Smelling Lovely).
- Speed Stick, But There’s Actual Speed In It.
- Lady Soccer Player’s Used Cleats. (Mickey insisted.)
- Workingman’s Stench.
- Heady Grilled Cheese.
- Peggy-Ozonic.
What’s become of the Baby Diaper Smell
I have achieved “signature scent”
Congratulations,
I hoped you would be happy.
To happy for words apparently.
All my Men wear SmokingLeather
Or they wear nothing at all
Oh! Now I get it! It’s deodorant with out the stuff that makes it work. Now it makes sense.
Yeah, you really need the chemicals for deoderant to have any actual effect on your funk.
ToTD,
It is time that you raised some cash, and got something officially licensed merch.
My understanding is that it is not hard to do. They do however get a cut of sales…
But dig this.. you WON’T HAVE ANY SALES, because your item will be so horrible.
Get it? I am proposing something like a Mel Brooks “Producers” style scam.
Officially licensed ridiculousness.
My donation awaits your proposal,
Half eaten bag of Salt n Vinegar chips that aggravated a hangnail
Mounted, comes Certificate of Authenticity
Alabama Getaspray
King Solomon’s Grundle
Cream Puff Wear
Greasy Wind
El Patchoulo
Ywang Ydang Doodle
Goin’ Down, the Choad Smellin’ Good
Morning PU
Chanel No. The 11
Sorry, late to the game here but how about Mind Left Body Odor?