
“And I’d never seen a ham that large.”
“It does seem like a large ham, Bob.”
“So, you know: people needed to know how generous my new bandmate was. I held the ham up like this.”
“Oh, is that why you’ve been making that gesture?”
…
“I’m having another out-of-body experience.”
“That’s the third one since the last commercial break, Bob.”
“They’re fun. Ooh, I’m ’bout 25 feet up.”
“Careful of the lights.”
“Well, you know, Randy: it’s not exactly a corporeal thing.”
…
“Johnny Boy?”
“Andyman?”
“Is he always like this?”
“No, no. Sometimes he’s distracted.”
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