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What Else Do 57% Of Republicans Find Acceptable?

A majority of Republicans said that the number of coronavirus deaths in the U.S. — now topping 176,000, according to data from Johns Hopkins University — is “acceptable,” according to a poll released Sunday.

CBS News-YouGov poll determined that 57 percent of Republican respondents said the U.S. death toll for COVID-19 was “acceptable,” while 43 percent said it was “unacceptable.” Republicans were the only partisan group of which a majority of voters said the number of deaths was acceptable.  – The Hill, 8/23/20

  • Involuntary trepanation for the emotionally-feeble.
  • Every time you open a closet, there’s a 1-in-10 chance of there being a Babadook inside.
  • All socks are permanently slightly damp.
  • Everything gets a Director’s Cut by Zack Snyder: movies, teevee shows, relationships, the Constitution, the rules to sports, etc.
  • Stop signs replaced by rabid pumas.
  • Semi-tested Russian ronus vaccines.
  • Doing coke in a bathroom with no lock on the door.
  • Hunting, killing, and consuming Neil Diamond.
  • Greasy thumbprint right in the middle of the left lens of your eyeglasses, and you can never wipe it off for as long as you live.
  • Everyone’s middle name changed to “Dorkus.”
  • Twitter no longer an app, now just millions of randos shouting their dumbfuck opinions straight into your ear.

3 Comments

  1. Jim Spies

    NO! Not Neil Diamond! That’s a bridge too far.

  2. The Central Shaft

    Huh. I never thought The Frolic Room was a Republican bar, but I stand corrected.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      I never made it to the Frolic Room. Always regretted it, kinda.

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