There’s so much herpes in this photograph. “That’s rude.” And so many different strains, too. Herpes simplex, herpes complex, herpes duplex. “Stop it.” Herpes suplex. That’ll fuck you up. “You’re being a dick.” You’re right. I apologize, Robert Englund. … “What about me and Jenna?” Nah. She turned into a Nazi and you’re you. Plus: … Continue reading Who Are Four People Who Have Never Been In My Kitchen?