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Who Are The Wolf Bros?

  • Teen Wolf.
  • Teen Wolf, too.
  • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
  • Wolfgang Amadeus Van Halen.
  • An actual wolf loose on stage that gets terrified by the noise and lights and eats Don Was.
  • Wolf from The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub.
  • Harry and Capolina Gardner.
  • Frank N. Wolf. (REAL GUY WITH REAL NAME. And oh my God, I love it. The possibilities! What’s a Frankenwolf? Is it a Frankenstein that turns into a werewolf, or an artificial wolf made out of dead wolf parts by a mad scientist? Did Frankenstein and Wolfman adopt a baby? I NEED TO KNOW.)
  • A large husky or malamute that the owner says is part-wolf, but he’s full of shit.
  • The wolf from the Tex Avery cartoons whose eyes would bug out and tongue would roll across the floor when he saw a sexy she-wolf.
  • Virginia Woolf. (Close enough.)

5 Comments

  1. dawn

    wolf was the best character in “the talisman.”

    • ChadB

      I loved that book, Black House was great too. The reference got me excited!

    • Crepuscular Thad

      came in here to gush about the reference too 🙂

  2. Smoke

    Weir-Wolf
    Just sayin’.

  3. ChadB

    Wolf! That was a great character.

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