The ensemble crime-drama Billionaire Boys Club quietly opened Friday in eight theaters scattered in select states across the U.S. The indie film earned an abysmal $126 for the day. For the full weekend, Billionaire Boys Club could have trouble making much more than $425. – Hollywood Reporter, 8/18/18

$126.

Average ticket price in America, per the Hollywood Reporter, is $9.27.

Back of the envelope gives us 13 moviegoers. TotD breaks it down.

  1. Homeless guy who had to poop.
  2. Woman named Margarita whose air conditioning is broken and had already seen everything else.
  3. Armond White, who loved it. (If you didn’t get that one, trust me: it’s funny as hell.)
  4. Unnamed man with toenails for ears.
  5. Azealia Banks.
  6. Grimes.
  7. Cryin’ Elon Musk.
  8. Tiffany Trump. (“I thought my daddy would be here. Daddy? Daddy?”)
  9. A balding man with precise speech patterns and expressive lips wearing a fake mustache and calling himself Devin Lacey.
  10. A lithe, hairless teen accompanying Devin Lacey. (“One senior citizen and one child for Billionaire Boys Club, please.”)
  11. Anonymous woman squeezing every last bit of juice out of her MoviePass before it goes away.
  12. Anthony Rapp, on the advice of his therapist.
  13. Brooks, but not Dunn.