“Jenkins!” “Yes, sir.” “Come out of the bathroom.” “I look ridiculous, sir.” “You always look ridiculous, Jenkins.” … “Oh, yes. This is a new low for you.” “Can’t I at least wear sneakers, sir?” “No room in the budget. Spent everything on the Audioperambulator 3000.” “Audioperambulator?” “You can walk around with it!” “And 3000?’ “Cool-sounding … Continue reading Working Undercover With A Black-Glassed Eye