Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?
“I was looking for my beard. Have you seen it?”
It’s about 20 years in front of you.
“Ah. Thank goodness for my powerful thighs.”
You loved that bike.
“Well, it’s like I always said: a bike is almost as good as a guitar for getting girls.”
You don’t think it helped that the person riding the bicycle was a rich, famous, handsome guy?
“That may have had something to do with it, sure. Although, I will say that a guitar is much softer on your gooch than a bike,”
Can’t argue with that.
Wool socks, we used to wear wool socks as some sort of outdoorsey thing.