Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. “No shit. Me, too.” What did you do? “Just about everything. You?” Mostly sloth and envy. “Lemme ask you something: if you hadn’t been told those were sins, would you know they were wrong?” Probably not. “Breathe easy, then.” Thank you, Father. “No worries. You got anything for … Continue reading You Won’t Need A Cab To Find A Priest