Hey, Young Garcia. Whatcha doing?

“Being hep, man.”

Cool. Are you at a hootenanny?

“More of a sing-a-long.”

God, folk music is dorky.

“Don’t knock it, man. These tunes are the American canon. Europe has Beethoven and we have Woody Guthrie.”

Oh, just buy an electric guitar already.

“I like what I’m doing.”

Uh-huh. Who are your friends?

“Well, the fellow’s name is Peter Paulenmary.”

Sure.

“And I don’t know the girl’s name, man. She’s kinda freaking me out.”

There’s an Amish intensity to her.

“Right?”