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Tag: 1999

Stand-Up Guy

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Learn something new every day, Enthusiast, and if you don’t believe me, then let’s go to the videotape:

This is from ’99 at Red Rocks, and that’s Jackie Greene sitting down while he plays, which is not okay. The only guitarists allowed to sit when they play are ancient bluesmen and Jeff Healy. If your foot is broken or something, you may sit; there appears to be no injury to the young man. I don’t accept that playing an acoustic guitar gives you license to recline like some sort of pasha. In fact, acoustic guitars are lighter than electric guitars, so it should be easier to remain upright, and don’t give me any bullshit about how you can’t put a strap on the thing: if Willie Nelson can, then so can you.

But, yeah: Phil on upright. I vaguely recall one of the books (or maybe something on the innertubes: all the Dead stories roll into one) that Phil was thinking about playing an upright for the 1980 acoustic sets, but forgot to buy one or something and ended up standing in the back playing slightly fewer notes than normal on his normal bass.

Phil, and his upright skills, are inaudible in this video. From looks alone–and bear in mind that I am no musician–it maybe kinda sorta looks like he has no idea what he’s doing. Maybe it sounded great! Could’ve! Totally could’ve! But if you’re only using your eyes? Not a clue.

Phurple Rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fogW8R35mXw

Another highly-ranked FoTotD adds to the purple stash: Martin, with whom I attended the Chicago Farewell Shoes, sends in this clip; it’s not the Dead, but one of the Phishes would later go on to become a Grateful Dead, so I’ll count it as the Dead covering Prince.

(Martin has nothing to promote, but I know he would be happy with passing his plug onto the brilliant Chris Jennings, whose book Paradise Now should be on every Enthusiast’s bookshelf. To try to keep with the weekend’s theme, Chris is the opposite of Prince: he is very tall, and has no bodyguards whatsoever. I mean, if you had tackled him at Soldier Field, then Martin and I would have been compelled to jump in and begin kicking you in the kidneys, but we would still not be bodyguards.)

The Dead never did any Prince covers; as far as I can tell, Prince never did a Dead tune. He probably would have disapproved of every single thing about the Grateful Dead, from their fashion to their drug use and definitely their stage presentation: as I mentioned, I’ve been listening to a bunch of live Prince shows, and there has not been even one six-minute stretch of tuning and smoking. (That’s not just Prince, though: the Dead pretty much owned the tune-and-smoke.)

I’m comfortable in stating that Prince could have chosen any Dead song and killed it. Shakedown Street, China>Rider, Scarlet>I Would Die 4 U>Fire, whatever he wanted to do. Killed it.

The Dead could have half-assed Raspberry Beret as an encore easily, but they also could have re-arranged Purple Rain as a Morning Dew-style build-up tune; that would have taken effort.

AN ADDENDUM: BoTotD is attending a monster truck show tonight, because he is a Jew and it’s Passover, and he informs me that they are playing Purple Rain over the PA as a tribute to Prince.

It may be time to move on.