Tag: 7/7/89

• Why is the skeleton in the front row screaming?
• Is it because of the existential horror of being a living skeleton?
• Shouldn’t he or she have gotten used to that by now, seeing as how he or she is out for a pleasurable night at the movies?
• Where does the popcorn go?
• The soda?
• Does it just drop straight onto the seats?
• Why are skeletons dicks to movie ushers?
• Forget about where the soda goes after it’s been drunk: how does the skeleton even suck it up through the straw without lips?
• Where’d that fucker get the hat?
• And why hasn’t he taken it off for the showing?
• Doesn’t he realize how rude that is to the bony patron behind him?

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Calendrome – noun: A date that reads the same backwards as it does forward.