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Tag: 9/24/88

Box Of Rainforest #4

jerry michelle shockedFor the completist, masochist, or wheezing fetishist, the show the Boys (the ones that could be bothered to show up for the press conference) were promoting with the United Nations was 9/24/88 at MSG.

It is not recommended that you listen to that show, honestly. The West LA Fadeaway with Mick Taylor from the Stones is good, but a few songs later, Garcia painfully whiffs the “Take me to the leader of the band” line in Ramble On, Rose and the entire band takes it like a gut punch and the rest of the night is mostly shitty.

In his (and everyone else’s) defense, this was the ninth show in eleven nights, which is a bit much. This was ’88: Garcia was probably still getting medical bills from his coma.

Pictured is Suzanne Vega, who sat in with the band for two songs, and whom Garcia porked. (He was clean at the time. When Garcia was clean, he porked like a rock star.)

Box Of Rainforest #3

jerry bobby mickey un2

“…and it was getting in my eyes all the time. So, I said: what about a ponytail?”

“That’s what he said. He said it to all of us, y’know: numerous times.”

“But, now: how does one go about such a thing? I quickly hired a ponytail guru–”

“He got thrown out of the food court for bothering tween girls.”

“–and planned my strategy. Scrunchie? Was there a manly enough scrunchie, or would my natural manliness push the already-manly scrunchie into a parodic, macho sort of manliness that I like to stay away from?”

“Bobby thinks about his hair a lot.”

“I do, Jer.”

“Anything to add, Mickey?”

“Happy to be here.”

“Great.”