• Trump’s right: I need a wall.
  • Zika?
  • WD-40 will certainly work as a pesticide.
  • If I befriend them, I get to be an Avenger.
  • What if, instead of ants, they were ghost ants?
  • Maybe that’s what they book is about.
  • Common in South Florida, sugar ants are less than a millimeter long and easily defeated; there are ants four inches long with giant pincers that spray acid out of their assholes, so I should count my ant-related blessings.
  • Technically, ants are not insects: they’re antrachnids.
  • The Myrmidon Extraction is a great name for a book your father would read.
  • Really fancy ants pronounce the name of their species Ahhnt.
  • Arson is always an option. (And that’s a good tip for the younger Enthusiasts: sometime, you just have to light a match.)
  • What if these ants are narcs, man?
  • I need to tell these sugar ants that this is a stevia house, and they will find no genuine sugar within these walls.