“Baby Levon! What are you doing here? It’s 1991!”
“I got Time Sheath, Gampa!”
“Oh, for Christ’s sake.”
“I bwing Mongol Horde into pwesent, Gampa.”
“No, Baby Levon! Not the Mongols!”
CONQUERING ASIA NOISE
“I okay, Gampa!”
“Good, good.”
“Gampa, I kill Baby Hitler!”
“No, Baby Levon!”
“Yes. I be hero.”
“No! Something worse always happens!”
BABY HITLER KILLING NOISE
“Yay!”
“Oh, no.”
DINOSAURS POPPING INTO EXISTENCE NOISE
“Yay! Dinosaurs!”
“Stop messing around the timestream, Baby Levon!”
“What the fuck is that little motherfucker doing?”
“Who is that? And could you not curse around my grandson, please?”
“Fuck you. I curse in front of everyone.”
“I’m a little busy right now, Miles.”
“Me, too. There’s a fucking ankylosaur in my living room. He’s fucking up my shit. I got expensive shit.”
“Well, there’s not a lot I can do about that.”
“I know, motherfucker. Useless as a fucking donkey in a horse race. I gotta take care of everything.”
“Miles, this is a Time Sheath technology-related situation.”
“I know, motherfucker. Why you think I’m wearing my Time Trenchcoat?”
“Y’know, you’ve really eased yourself right into this universe.”
“I been in groups before.”
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