BILL KREUTZMANN INNOCENT!

He’s truly not. He’s a lotta things, but not that one.

BILL KREUTZMANN NOT GUILTY!

Yeah, that one’s doable. Good lawyer will make that happen, but “innocent” is just not a word to apply to Billy.

BILL KREUTZMANN PLED TO A LESSER OFFENSE THAT WILL BE STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD IF HE STAYS OUT OF TROUBLE!

There you go. That’s the one.