Nice shirt, Mickey.
Does that take some of the fun out of it for you?
“It does. Well observed. The thrill of the yoink is in the hunt. I was a bit let down.”
What did you do?
“I yoinked a bunch of merch. Cleared out half the table, then went outside and made people give me free shirts.”
You’re a predictable man.
“I like what I like.”
What’s on your monitor?
What about the other times?
“Truly tasteless jokes. Remember those books?”
Yeah. The paperbacks with all the jokes about dead babies and the disabled.
“Those. They come up randomly. Lotta fun. Hey, what’s worse than a pile of dead babies?”
Please don’t, Mickey.
“A pile of dead babies with one live one in the middle, chewing his way out.”
“Billy showed it to me. Lotta fun. How did Helen Keller burn her ear?”
Oh, not Helen Keller jokes.
“Answering the iron. Great little pieces of comedy there. Like I said–”
You drinking again?
“Not again. Still.”