Conchita Wurst, the bearded transgender winner of the Eurovision Song Contest, performs during a concert at the European Parliament in Brussels October 8, 2014. The concert organised by members of Parliament aimed to support the adoption in February of the report against homophobia and sexual discriminations. REUTERS/Yves Herman (BELGIUM - Tags: POLITICS ENTERTAINMENT) - RTR49DJA

“Nope.”

Nice smoky eye, anyway.

“Danke, sweetie.”