IS:

  • A Grateful Dead.
  • A handsome sumbitch.
  • A family man.
  • A Ratdog.
  • A picker.
  • A grinner.
  • A lover.
  • A sinner.
  • A non-non-playing motherfucker.
  • A Wolf Brother.

ISN’T:

  • A Flying V guy.
  • Seriously: That shit just looks wrong.
  • I wish I hadn’t seen it, honestly.
  • But I did, and so now you have to.
  • We have a complicated relationship, don’t we, Enthusiasts?