
Guitarist is hatless. I repeat: hatless.
Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Guitarist is hatless. I repeat: hatless.

“You take that thing off, jackass.”
“Kiss my dick and sing your sailboat song.”
“Take it off or I’m telling Irving.”
“He’ll side with me. Rules of being Jewish.”
“No, he’ll side with me. I’m the singer. Rules of the music business.”
“Ha! The music business IS Jewish! You’re screwed, Weir!”
“Take off the hat and play the song right!”
“Make me!”
“Fine!”
PUBLICPUNCHINGPUBLICPUNCHING
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STAGE
“Um, John?”
“Yeah, O?”
“Our guitarist and drummer are punching one another.”
“No, man. I”m the guitarist.”
…
“Is there some sort of group chat I’m not privy to where these running jokes get passed around?”
“What?”
“Forget about it. Weren’t you wearing a hat?”
“I don’t want to talk about it.”

Pop your corn and pack your bowls, Enthusiasts: 2016 Couch Tour continues apace with tonight’s show in Deer Creek, home to one of the few riots in Dead history; that probably won’t happen this evening. This is supposed to be the stream, but more will pop up as the show goes on; if someone listening wants to post a better link or a Periscope in the Comment Section, then that would be both peachy and keen.
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