How did anyone ever take more than ten seconds of Dick Cavett? He’s like Alan Alda’s bookish sister. Watch Mick slap away his silly bullshit about Keynesian economics with merely the power of British silence at 17 minutes in.

Hey, look! It’s the songs that weren’t good enough for Goat’s Head Soup! First tune’s a cover of Dobie Gray’s Drift Away and it gets progressively more dire from there. For obsessives only.

Now I want some Rice Krispies.