Tag: donna jean godchaux (Page 9 of 15)

Clockwise from top:

• This version of Billy–the Dickpunching Caballero– was short-packed and snatched up by collectors upon hitting the shelves.
• Mrs. Donna Jean is thrilled to be there, but has to get back to gym class.
• Mickey is the living embodiment of cocaine. Like, if there were a God of Cocaine–like Zeus or Ganesha or whomever–and he had to interact with humans, that is the form he would assume: cocky, wearing a ridiculous hat, and bearing the shirt of the band he’s in.
• Back to Billy for a sec: he’s farting on Mrs. Donna Jean, isn’t he?
• Luckily for all, Keith happened to have been in the park when everyone else showed up for the photo shoot. He had been chasing squirrels, and being chased by squirrels, and pressed into service in the squirrel navy fighting off the mighty war machine of the King of the Geese, Featherbeak the Younger. Having a human on their side decisively shifted the balance of power to the squirrels and it looked like victory would be theirs, but to an average citizen–or a cop–it just looked like Keith was half-naked in the pond strangling geese and there were children there, man. He tried to explain, but then everybody showed up and Rock gave the cop a twenty and no one mentioned the incident and someone found Keith new pants.
• What the fuck, Mushroom Head?
• Nice nips, Bobby.
• No joke: Keith berseker-murdered at least eight geese; the chilling thing is that his heart beat never went above 70. In fact, his heart stopped twice that afternoon, but that’s completely unrelated to the goose massacre.
• Jesus, Garcia.

From left to right, as usual:

• Keith’s hair and head are as wide as one another.
• Billy is…Jesus, Billy. You don’t always have to make my point for me.
• Garcia is not wearing his glasses and has no idea what’s going on. Immediately before this photo was taken, he tried to cop from a fern, and then burnt down a stranger’s hotel room. (It was not a stranger: it was Phil.)
• Mickey has been drafted by the Pittsburgh Penguins.
• Look at Mrs. Donna Jean: she’s clearly being held hostage here. If this were a video, you’d see her blinking out “COME GET ME” in Morse code.
• Bobby looks like when Superman first comes out of the phone booth.
• The only thing Phil was able to save from his hotel room was that tie and he is not happy about it.

Hey, Grateful Dead. Whatcha doing?

“Rocking.”

“Rocking.”

“Rocking.”

“Rocking.”

“Crossing my arms and swaying gently.”

“Rocking.”

Awesome-balls.

PLUS The drummer double-mustache, or as the kids call it: dubstache.