“Oi!”

Um. What is this?

“Oi’m ‘Urricane Dorian, Oi am.

No, you are not. You are 90’s bodybuilder Dorian Yates.

“Nah, son. Oi’ve moved up a weight-class. Oi’m a ‘urricane now. PSSSSSSSSWWWWHEEEEW.”

Are you blowing on me?

“Thass me 200-kilometer winds right there.”

It is not.

PALM FROND HITTING A BOOKISH JEW IN THE FACE NOISE

Ow!

“Look at all this property damage Oi’m doing.”

You threw a big leaf at me!

“Climate change, me son.”

I don’t even understand the premise of this bit.