“Did they give you a Nobel, Francis?”
“No, Jerry, they didn’t; that’s an enormous oversight on the part of the Swedes, who have always been furiously anti-Italian. They think they own the Alps. Not true: Italian mountains. But, yes, I do deserve a Nobel, or perhaps many. Several categories would be acceptable.”
“You’re a confident man.”
“Not confident, no: just no false humility. I am the greatest American film director in the world.”
…
“What, man?”
“You got any more coke?”
“Always.”
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