Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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Bill Schwarzemann

Billy?

“Thoughts on my Ass!”

Any explanation?

“Well, you know how Phil’s black now?”

He’s not. You’re talking about a man named Oteil Burbridge.

“Yeah! That’s what Phi keeps saying his name is!”

When I heard this joke the first time, the name was Rappaport.

“So I decided to try and understand the plight of his people. I’m a soul brother now.”

How?

“Don’t worry about it.”

Okay.

“I’m about to lose my voice, I’m saying the n-word so much.”

Stop that.

“I’m allowed! It’s great!”

You’re not black, Billy.

“Tell my dick that.”

STOP THAT. Get out of Jaimoe’s body.

“It’s nice in here. Look at all these muscles and hair. I’m staying.”

You’re gonna stay black?

“Definitely.”

You do know you have to walk offstage and back into America at some point, right?

“Not a bad point.”

Sadly.

“I’m gonna bang some white chicks behind the amps before I quit, though.”

Of course.

Jaimoe Wins The Picture

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Jesus, Mickey.

Also: if you have a moment with literally nothing else to do, then go look at this dumb list of bullshit that is completely invalid due to Ronnie Tutt’s absence. And we need to stop pretending that Ringo could play. I know he was a Beatle, but he’s in the top ten on this list, way above Tony Allen from Fela’s Africa ’70 band, or any of the P-Funk guys, or Bill Ward from Sabbath.

But the fatal flaw here is lack of Tutt.