Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
I can’t tell you the particulars, but this is some sort of hostage situation.
Either Garcia’s ransoming the kid for some stash and a meatball parm, or the kid has found Garcia in an unusualy pliable mood after some alone time and is brandishing a weapon beneath the frame.
“Your move, Parish! Toss me the idol, I’ll throw you the guitarist!”
Garcia didn’t need explosions or makeup or circus tricks. Just Billy behind him and Phil and Bobby by his side and Alligator in front of him and God in his Heaven.
Later on, he would need a blowjob and a steak sandwich, but who could say he did not earn these things?
I just made you look at that.
Hey. Hey. Hey. How’s things, champ?
Little weird right now.
Yeah.
…
So, the 3,000 words on the 70’s silly-rock band wasn’t enough? You still got more in you?
…
Help me.
I don’t even want to look at you right now.
I’m enjoying the KISS-related farce.
You, either.
For comic book fans out there, Pig can be seen here wearing Ben Grimm’s “going-out costume.”
On vacation, Garcia adopted his “Tampa Ray” persona, which meant a lot of mai-tais and tittyfucking.
Also, he apparently became a tagger, judging from the lower-left of the shot.
Plus, he has stolen those shades from all of our grandfathers.
And, he is unconscious behind said shades.
The resort is also on fire.
“Hey, Garcia. Whatcha doing?”
Your mom.
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“I’d be okay with that.”
This is a photo taken almost 30 years ago, and I can still smell that shirt.
You cannot convince me this thing’s creation didn’t involve a poorly-chalked pentagram, sex magick involving fat girls, and a copy of Crowley’s Book of Thoth that clearly hasn’t been read all the way through.
Also: Garcia’s hair is made out of Jewish pubes. Trust me on this one.
Never trust a bass player with that haircut, and I say this as a former bass player who had that precise haircut.
Listen: if you told Garcia there was candy in the van, he would get in the van.
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