It was a pain in the ass to get his sexy across the border to this 1970 show in Calgary, but Phil wanted to represent America the best he could.
Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Here’s something you didn’t know about Garcia: fucking LOVED Bar Mitzvahs.
For all the mythos of change, the Sixties were identical to every other time period in that attractive young women were allowed to get away with bullshit that would get mos others a swift thrashing from Parish.
(The picture’s from ’69, in honor of all the hard work and looking stuff up I did on the last post, but not at the Fillmore. This is from one of the April shows at The Ark in Boston, and the picture reminds me of one of my greatest Dead-related fears: one day they’re gonna make a movie about our boys and, just like every other movie made about the Sixties, everyone’s going to look like they’re wearing a costume.)
ps And check out the shortest-lived of all Garcia’s guitars, the Les Paul Junior. Certain guitars only look right in one color, just like certain cars. All Subaru should be that great blue, Jaguars should only be available in Hunter Green, and anyone who buys a Ferrari painted any shade other than red should be shot in the face with a bazooka. Same thing for the great guitars: Telecasters should only come in that wood-grain like Bruce Springsteen’s guitar, Gibson SGs were never meant–by anything approaching a just god–to be any shade other than that beautiful blood-red, and a Les Paul Junior looks like shit in any color other than the warm mustard yellow you see in Garcia’s hands above.
You know me, my fellow Enthusiasts: I don’t care much for the hard sell. Shows will be reviewed and recommended; it’s what you do with a show and, besides, my sneaking suspicion is that the rest of you are as desperately unnerved by the dangerous task of choosing the next show as I am.
It always sneaks up on me. I’ll suddenly perk up around the Box Back Nitties or the opening chords of the Bobby Rocker and realize thattime has drawn nigh: out of the over two thousand shows the Dead played, my task–my duty!–is to select only one. The pressure, the anxiety, the fear: these things lay upon my shoulders like a cape of torment, or a shawl of agony, or a light jacket of woe.
Easily sixty percent of the pointless Dead-related meandering around the internet, used book stores, and Dennis McNally’s house when he’s on vacation that I do is just looking for a recommendation for the next show. The other forty percent is spent trying to find out what actually did become of the baby.
And when I find something good, it thrills me, inspires me, seduces me, adopts me, raises me, has a falling out with me, becomes sadly estranged for years from me, and then reunites in the face of illness with me. I never wanted to write a straightforward review of a show for you: those multi-page exegeses that used to appear in DeadBase always smacked of homework to me. A Dead show must never be an assignment.
(By the way, if we’re going to keep allowing that dumbass “tape traders were the first social network” thought to stagnate, then we must also accept that the editors and contributors to DeadBase were the first Sabrmetricians.)
But 11/7/69 at the Fillmore Auditorium deserves a bit more cheerleading. The set list and the big thematic/modular jams are mostly identical to the legendary next evening, but there’s something special about this show. Does it surpass the 11/8? No, of course not: what could? Perhaps it doesn’t even equal it; instead, the shows complement each other.
So, in lieu of my usual half-remembered notions about the first set that degenerates rapidly into Dickpunching Billy material TotD presents actual reasons to listen to this great show:
There would be no encore.
Just listen to the music
Bobby always had dogs, Otis most famously. He was good with dogs except for that one Schnauzer named Tippy. Garcia stopped by one afternoon to borrow a cup of guitar strings and walked in on Bobby licking the peanut butter off of Tippy’s red rubber thing. “No, Bobby! That’s wrong! And incorrect. What you’re doing is both wrong and incorrect. Stop it,” Garcia said as he pulled Bobby and Tippy apart. Tippy had to go live on a farm because it was just better that way. Cleaner, y’know?
Phil might strike one as a cat guy, but one would be wrong. It’s unbelievable how wrong one would be. Like one was trying to be wrong or some smartass shit like that. You smart now, one? Fuck you, one. How about that? Fuck you and your deal, one: I’m walking the fuck out here.
Really?
Sorry.
Billy had a helper monkey, Li’l Billy, whom he used as he used everything else: as a weapon. Li’l Billy was, for his mercifully short life, just jacked full of everything that Norm’l Billy was taking and then some, as everyone else also thought it hilarious to watch the monkey blow rails. (Which, now that’s it’s out there, does sound awesome.) But tiny monkeys can’t handle drummer-for-the-Dead-sized quantities of pharmaceuticals because: A, they’re tiny; and B, they’re monkeys. It ended neither well, nor with dignity: though he would forever claim it was an obvious misunderstanding, Billy knew what he was doing when he tried to flush Li’l Billy down the toilet.
Mickey bred and rode horses because he didn’t want people to know he was Jewish.
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