Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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NIce Poker Face, Garcia

jerry santana stoned

“Oh, hey. So, he and…huh. We were go going and ha-HA! Right! You know, of course, that ‘coven’ and ‘covenant’ can be parsed to the feminine case of the Indo-European, so when we make any deal, we’re invoking a specifically feminine power. Men, women, Mrs. Donna Jean: the creation of the contract-which ITSELF is a feminine word: to bind together, the ultimate bond, mother and child. The Universe is female: of course it is.

“It must be.

“You smell like Chinese food; I’m going to pat you down for Chinese food.”

Garcia Nose

art band stars

The Pig and Keith and Brent thing is well-intentioned, and the attention to detail on Phil is laudable, but if Billy or Mickey ever saw how small they were in comparison to everyone else, the rest of the afternoon would be measured in Holiday Inn bars, “borrowed” cars in ditches, and small East African military dictatorships that both flourish under Billy and Mickey’s benevolent, though confused rule, then implode into death and sin, when MIckey finds different native people banging on things and drags Billy along.

It’s a Stealie! Their faces make–

Yes, we allOOH, a Stealie!

a Steal…you are a horrid thief: the thunder of others’ is your prize.

Nice.

Plus, Billy and Mickey are staring fucking LOVINGLY at each other. It’s unsettling.

And where’s fucking Donna?

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