Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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Calving Season

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“Mom? What do you remember before the Last Days?”

“Lots. I was 13 when Allfather Trump ascended to glory and the sky caught fire. What do you want to know?”

“What did rock stars look like?”

“Look at this picture. Do you see these three men?”

“Yes.”

“Rock stars looked like the opposite of this.”

“Oh.”

“The clothes, the hair, the posture, the accordion: whatever these men are doing, rock stars did the other thing.”

“That makes sense. Mom, will there be another mass shooting tonight?”

“You know there’s a mass shooting every night, honey.”

“Right. Praise be to the Allfather.”

“Hallowed be his fame.”

The Man Who Isn’t There

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During ’68, Garcia would slip into soft focus on occasion. People would rub their eyes, and wipe their glasses on their shirts; it wasn’t them. It was him. He would not explain where, or from whom, he had learned this trick, and it scared the shit out of Bobby.

By the Fillmore West shows in late February of ’69, he had stopped doing it altogether, and everyone sort of forgot about it. The memory was fuzzy.

The Last Half-Step

img_3303Garcia, lemme ask you a question.

“Shoot.”

Why weren’t you guys at the Last Waltz?

“Weren’t asked.”

Okay.

“Didn’t wanna.”

Sure.

“Whole thing was kinda jive, anyway.”

People have many opinions on that evening.

“Also, they couldn’t meet our price.”

There ya go.

“And, you know: come up and play one song. Not our thing. We weren’t real tight with The Band, anyway, man. Danko was great fun, real solid cat, and Levon was always a hoot. Loved their records, but you know: we didn’t hang out with ’em.”

You were on the road.

“Right, man. Barely got time for your rhythm section, let alone another band. Played with ’em at Watkins Glen, but they weren’t really jammers, y’know? They just played their songs real good, which is just as valid as our way, I suppose.”

You’re a reasonable man.

“I’m dead: it’s easy.”

Sure.

“Although, they used to wear those little suits, right? Remember Big Pink? Those suits? They used to wear ’em onstage. Looked like fancylads.”

They weren’t manly suits, no.

“Plus, you know…promise you won’t tell anybody I said this?”

Sure. Why not.

“We were better than everybody there.”

Neil Young, Dylan, Muddy Waters?

“Maybe not Muddy, but: yeah.”

Better than Van Morrison?

“In so many ways.”

Yeah, I guess.

“You see what I’m saying.”

I do.

“Also, when we played Winterland, we took up all the dressing rooms; they wanted to give us one dressing room for everybody.”

That wouldn’t work.

“Yeah, man. Dead rolls deep.”

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