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Ladies Man

Jerry-and-Heather

Happy Father’s Day, Garcia.

“Shh.”

Sorry.

“Just got her to sleep.”

What’s the point of a baby sleeping if you can’t Instagram it?

“What?”

Nothing. That’s Heather, right?

“Yeah.”

Pretty name.

“Pretty girl. I like girls. Some guys wanna have boys, but I like girls.”

That is good to hear.

“Why?”

jerry wives daughters

…

“Good God, what is that?”

Your family.

“Just one?”

Couple of ’em.

“I gotta get some gigs, man.”

Happy Father’s Day.

“Sure, yeah.”