“Don’t you put that fucking hat back on.”
“Put your finger down or I’m going to eat it.”
“Go ahead. Do it.”
“You wanna be the Garcia, I’ll make you the Garcia, buddy.”
“Lose the hat and learn the song.”
“Lose the finger. I’m warming my teeth up. They’re getting ready to bite.”
“Bite away. Your mouth comes near me, and I reach in and pull your asshole out through your nostrils.”
…
HRANCH!
“MotherFUCKER!”
ACROSS THE ROOM
“Billy, Bobby’s punching our drummer.”
“I’m the drummer, Branford.”
…
“I’m not talking to any of you for the rest of the day.”
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