Moms, dads: if your children ever make either of these faces while kneeling before an exceedingly ethnic man playing the bongos, call Dr. Drew immediately.
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You do know that “the beast” and “the beam” were actually Mickey and Billy’s nicknames for their dicks, right? They just called the Sam Ash-fire sale behind them that so they could use the phrases in interviews/
Billy, Mickey, a Furry, and a Brony are in a doorless, windowless room. At the end of the experiment, how many dicks are left? (REMINDER: Mickey does not punch dicks.)
Get out.
It’s a–
Violence, swiftly followed by redaction, is the next step.
–valid question.
Mickey played that big fucker’s head for ten, fifteen minutes.
P.S. I know she’s an Enthusiast and all, but rmember that time she shot all those musicians and made Frank Zappa and Dee Snyder kiss?
DISCLAIMER: I do not pay attention or do research.
Always give in to peer pressure, just choose your peers with care.
You wanna know why the Grateful Dead went to Egypt?
Because crazy people do crazy shit, that’s why.
The double play!
I met an actual, real-life Enthusiast the other day; he asked me who my favorite member of the Dead was. I said Bobby without thinking. I didn’t even know why at the time.
Now I know.
It’s because he can photobomb himself.
Seriously, anyone ever seen Mickey and Freddie Mercury in the same room?
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