John Perry Barlow hasn’t been invited to any birthday parties in a while because he shoots at piñatas.
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The severed head of John the Baptist is located in The Vault on some back shelf and if you’re a true believer in Christ and His teachings, you can hear the head ask for Mickey to stop using it as a drum, please.
Whenever the Dead played Canada, Bobby would check into hotels under the name Stanley Cupp; he thought that shit was hilarious.
Brent considers any elevator ride that doesn’t contain an attack by a woman claiming to be his sister-in-law an incomplete experience.
Bobby once got the lyrics to Truckin’ so wrong he summoned Chthulu
Brent’s nickname for the Summer ’83 tour was “The Anal Badger” and you don’t want to know why.
If Billy uses the phrase “secret recipe,” just fucking run.
Someone once called Mickey a basic bitch and Mickey beat that fucker to death with a shovel.
Until around ’85, Mickey thought the new keyboardist’s name was Brett Millman and Brent was just too polite to correct him.
Like Shaquille O’Neal, Mickey also used to spend a grand weekly on apps, which was far more difficult in 1976.
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