• “Is inequality a problem? I never see it in my neighborhood.”
  • “The pendulum has swung too far the other way; now it’s like: no sexual assault. I’m not saying we should go back the other way, but when there’s no rape things get kind of boring. A little rape keeps you on your toes.”
  • “My favorite part of Ghostbusters was the small-business ownership. I always felt that the whole thing with the ghosts was secondary to the story of entrepreneurs being stymied by government regulation.”
  • “What if a poor person wants to sell himself to you?”
  • “No, I don’t enjoy torturing small animals. I feel a compulsion to do it, but I don’t enjoy it.”
  • “Who’s to say what’s a conflict of interest? Wouldn’t the president’s business interests by definition be the country’s interests? Most of what people call ‘corruption’ is really ethical innovation.”
  • “Is citizenship inalienable? Good question. We’ll see, won’t we?”
  • “Why is the corporation always the bad guy in the Alien movies? Weyland-Yutani has shareholders they need to provide value for. Workplace accidents happen sometimes; people get turned into xeno-incubators; it’s inevitable.”
  • “I want to live forever. I don’t want you to; I hate you. Just me.”