Hey, Pope Francis! Haven’t seen you in a while. How you doing?
“Is all-a good. Woke up with-a da health. Said-a da prayers. Maybe gonna rain dis afternoon, but-a maybe not. I can’t-a complain.”
You have a good outlook on life, Your Holiness.
“Is all-a da Jesus. Bad day? That’s-a on me.”
Sure. That’s a nice Golden Knights jersey. Are you a hockey fan?
“Is-a jersey? Dis-a guy keeps-a calling it a sweater.”
That’s a hockey thing. Or a Canadian thing. Although, a “hockey thing” and a “Canadian thing” are kinda the same thing.
“They’re-a proud of their game.”
“Is-a not for me. I-a grew up in-a da Argentina. Not-a da hotbed of winter sports.”
And I don’t suppose you’ve ever been to Las Vegas.
“No, no. Is-a da Sodom. Or-a da Gomorrah. Unlimited shrimp in-a da desert? Is unholy.”
I can’t argue with that.
“When-a da Jesus come back? Vegas is-a da first place to go.”
They deserve it.