Shut it all down, kids.
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Tag: public enemy
Queen never won a Grammy; therefore, the Grammys are irrelevant.
- Admitted racists.
- People who will aggressively deny being racists, but always use the president’s middle name for some reason.
- Shitheels.
- Cockknockers.
- Jew-haters.(I know the proper appellation is anti-Semite, but like our dear Mr. Orwell said: never use a Latinate word when an Anglo-Saxon one will do.)
- Juggalos.
- Sean Hannity.
- A good 40-45% of Twitter.
- Your uncle.
- Anyone, anywhere who has ever used the initialism “SJW” except in the sentence “When I hear someone use the initialism ‘SJW,’ I know they they had a minute or two without oxygen as a baby.”
- People who don’t know the difference between an acronym and an initialism.
- Russophiles. (Not Joe Russo, the country.)
- Whoever added the “Read Receipt” function to Twitter DMs are to be deplored, and then put in a basket.
- Birthers.
- Truthers.
- The refs in Munich ’72 who screwed our basketball team out of their gold medals.
- The 1972 Miami Dolphins.
- Franco Harris.
- Whatever dickbrained ninny told Hillary to say the phrase “basket of deplorables” out loud and in public.
- Those that let a win go their head, or a loss get to their heart.
Fuck all the pretty people and their pretty people problems.
You and me? Let’s take some drugs and go see a band. I’ll buy tacos when the sun comes up.
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