Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Well, uh, you know Sammy.”

“WOO!”

Hey, Sammy.

“And, uh, this is some sort of handsome gentleman.”

That is Rick Springfield.

“Ah. Question.”

Shoot.

“Did he ever get Jesse’s girl?”

I don’t think so.

“Probably for the best. Bros before hos.”

What? Who taught you that?

“Sammy.”

“WOO!”

I should have guessed.