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Costume, Party

Um.

“I didn’t make him wear it.”

Are you sure? Because the look on Robert Randolph’s face says that you made him wear it.

“It’s Halloween and this is America. Anyone can wear anything they want.”

Right, yeah. How come no one else is in costume? Did you tell Robert Randolph that everyone was dressing up as a practical joke? Maybe that’s why he looks so sad.

“You’re an irritating little prick.”

If you did that to him and he’s the only black guy in the band, then it’s racist.

“Go away.”

Tell the horn section to stand up straight.

“Away!”

Phil Lesh: Hat Wearer

Since when do you wear hats?

“I’ll wear a hat if I want to.”

Is this Halloween, or is your slide guitarist working through some issues?

“Halloween.”

Did you buy the hat?

“Ignore the hat.”

Was it left to you in a will?

“Is there something you wanted?”

Just wanted to know what time it was.

“8:55.”

Thanks. Is it a magic hat?

“Fuck off.”

Okay.