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The week has been a trying one, right, Ron Swoboda of the New York Mets?
“You betcha. Gosh, this week has plum walked a fine line between duff amateurism and horsewash. I said it: horsewash.”
We appreciate your input, Ron Swoboda of the New York Mets.
“Gee, sure.”
Have you seen this picture?
“Is that a sloth in a box? Is he getting mailed to a tree?”
They don’t need to pay for express shipping, right?
“I don’t appreciate that kind of talk.”
Because sloths are slow. What?
“Your rhubarb. I don’t work blue and I won’t consort with them that do.”
There was no blueness.
“And there you go with the salty talk again. Quit it, bucko, or I’ll split your lip. There’s women present.”
Women love sloths, and sloth-related humor.
“I am gonna knock you on your jibberfrabber if you proceed with continuing that nonsense, Buster Brown.”
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Buster Brown?
“He’s a clown. Like you, clown.”
I am honestly sorry I ever brought you into all of this, Ron Swoboda of the New York Mets.
“Nuts to you, fella.”


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