Cherise was brushing her long, black hair.
She had such long, black hair.
And Ruben something down.

Cherise was brushing her Carnival parade.
At the Carnival parade.

(GARCIA SOLO)

If you could see my heart
And my legs of blue
I’d show them to you
It’s only you.
Hairbrush.

When I woke up,
Mom and Dad were rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling

Stop it.

Got my KISS records out.

That is Surrender by Cheap Trick.

I am almost positive that it’s Ruben and Cherise.

Do you mean Rubin and Cherise?

…

Have I been misspelling the fellow’s name?

You have.

That doesn’t make me any less of an expert.

You barely know the song.

I don’t listen to Jerry Band, and the Dead only played it mumblemumble times in the Vince era. Of course I don’t know it. Don’t know Wave to the Wind, either. In fact: I may have never heard that song.

What if it’s a classic?

Then it wouldn’t be named Wave to the fucking Wind, would it?

True.