• All those children.
  • That guy with no arms: just not fair.
  • That guy with no dick: just not fun.
  • Susan B. Anthony.
  • Her slightly shittier twin sister, Susan B-Minus Anthony.
  • All the men on the Isle of Dogs.
  • All the dogs on the Isle of Man.
  • All the black guys on the Isle of Wight.
  • Scott Bakula.
  • Scott Dracula. (He starred in the Romanian remake of Quantum Leap.)
  • It was wrong to accept Benjy’s invitation to Thanksgiving dinner and then punch all the Eisens–including Bubbe and Zeydeh Eisen–in their dicks; Billy sees that now.
  • Dolphin.
  • Wrong to punch squid dick, and damn near impossible, too.
  • Caitlyn Jenner. (To Billy’s credit, he was unbelievably respectful about the whole thing, pretending that Caitlyn’s dick didn’t exist right up until the point he punched her in it.)