Hey, Simon Le Bon. Whatcha doing?
“Being new, and romantic. Why am I here, please?”
Oh, I’ve decided that maybe it’s enough with the Dead.
“Took you two decades?”
And I’m going to pivot.
“I’ve noticed a lot of stupid people using that word lately.”
And the blog’s now about Duran Duran.
…
“Name the members of Duran Duran.”
There’s you, obviously. There were two Taylors.
“Half-marks there, I suppose.”
Antony Thistlecorgi-Powell?
“No.”
Lord Baker of Dorking?
“Mm, no.”
Johnny Rockets?
“That’s a chain of terrible restaurants. We’re done. Talk about the Dead.”
Aw.
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