I may have been a bit harsh with my opinions on Neil Young.

Don’t lie. His voice sounds like a goat being interrogated by the Mossad.

He wrote some decent songs.

Yeah, the one with two chords and the obvious lyrics or the one with two chords and the nonsensical lyrics?

He was in a band with Rick James.

That’s pretty cool.

Yeah.

Don’t lie because people got upset: you enjoy these four minutes by an artist named “Young” far more than anything Neil Young ever did.

Hey, man: moves need to be busted.

True, fam.