Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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The Flam Four

Hey, Mickey. Whatcha doing?

“This is gonna surprise you, but–”

Something about drumming?

“–it has to do with drumming.”

Gotcha. Wanna introduce everyone to your friends?

“My brother drummers, you mean.”

I didn’t, but I won’t argue with you.

“Well, right next to me is Zakir Hussain.”

Related to Obama?

“Saddam.”

Wow.

“They were closer than you’d imagine.”

The other guys?

“Next to Zakir is a Man-Sized Baby.”

No.

“Gotta admit that he looks like an enormous infant.”

He has a cherubic face, but I’m sure the gentleman is not actually an immense baby.

“Whatever the hell he is, he’s a great drummer.”

Sure.

“And you know Branford.”

We’re done.

Crosby, Hussain, And Hart (Doesn’t Have The Same Ring To It, Does It?)

Hey, Croz.

“Hey, man.”

Say “dia-BEE-tus.”

“No.”

Come on.

“Knock it off.”

What’s Mickey wearing?

“The material is called brocade.”

How do you pronounce that?

“Rhymes with ‘Joe Fade.'”

Is Joe Fade a pool player you used to know?

“Yes.”

You are interesting as fuck, Croz.

“True.”

Say “dia-BEE-tus.”

“Fuck off.”