CELL PHONE NOISE
CELL PHONE NOISE
“You’re onna with Donna.”
“Oh, no. I dialed the wrong number. Hi, Mrs. Donna Jean. Can I talk to John?”
“There’s no John here.”
“Can I talk to Josh?”
“Hold on.”
…
“You’re on with John.”
“I’m starting to think that you’re the bad influence on them, and not the other way around.”
“Katy? What’s up?”
“Explain your style-biting, John.
“Jesus, you too? I wear one tablecloth and everybody loses their minds. Do you have fruit in your hair?”
“Where should I keep it?”
…
“Katy, I’m playing Fenway Park. Can I call you back?”
“Is that the baseball stadium?”
“Yes.”
“That’s great for you. I think I played the football stadium last time I was there. Which is bigger?”
…
“The baseball stadium or the football stadium?”
…
“Which holds more people?”
“I’m hanging up now.”
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