FUN FACT: When you only put your heat on once a year, it smells like a camel’s asshole.
Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
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Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
© 2021 Thoughts On The Dead
Theme by Anders Noren — Up ↑
I’ma have to go all Iowa on you, hoss . . . we have the shittiest of shit falling out of the sky for three straight days this week, (some gawdawful combo platter of ice, snow, sleet, frozen rain, and quite probably vulture urine and aviation fuel), following three straight days of below zero F temps and winds over 30 mph. We are all excited that it might get above 32 F by the end of the weekend, with only a 30% chance of additional snow . . . Progress!!
(No, I don’t know why I still live here either).
P.S. This is my current “Pretend I Am In A Warm Spot” album du jour for this particular weather shitshow . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HtgQ1XiKDo
(Note: Lil Yachty spotting on Track #7)
Maybe it’ll thin out the iguana population down there
So, how do you know what a camel’s asshole smells like? I’m going with “vivid imagination” instead of “poor judgement at the zoo.”
Here’s a 5 gallon bucket of potato salad to cheer you up: https://designyoutrust.com/2019/08/cock-and-balls-a-photo-study-of-rock-gods-packages-in-very-tight-trousers/?fbclid=IwAR2hc38Ws3iHGw0OoxMR4-A-1aSvuMmnlbttI-pBVFDRzP2S77a4Wa1PsHs#.XiZLCa0gme4.facebook
Snuggle up with some Iguanas
just smoke enough weed that you forget it is cold-
jeez, why do i have to have the right answer for EVERYTHING?