Don’t give those to Billy.
“Hello.”
No time for pleasantries, Oteil. Do not give lightsabers to Billy.
“You exaggerate about him. What’s he gonna do?”
He’ll lightsabe people. If Billy had a lightsaber, then he would lightsabe people. Like, within seconds.
“I dunno about that.”
I’ve known him longer than you.
“Okay, I won’t give Billy lightsabers.”
Or Mickey.
“Shit, no.”
Or Bobby.
“Bobby wouldn’t hurt anyone.”
Have you seen him with his drone?
…
“Yeah, okay. What about Chimenti?”
He’ll turn them into bongs.
“Well, I’d be into that.”
Me, too. Put that silver-haired motherfucker to work.
Of course I just googled light saber bong, and wow.. lots of options out there.
And sporting a Blazing Saddles T… Oteil Johnson, whipping this out.
Grateful Dead Family Album on the top shelf?
Well, Oteil is the Jedi of this band.
“more civilized time?”